For all of our fetishization of knives in the kitchen—and the sometimes incredible amount of money we pay for them—keeping them sharp can be less than appealing.
Part of this is presentation. Sharpening stones look like tools more suited for use on a workbench than a kitchen countertop. Ditto electric sharpeners, like the offerings from highly regarded manufacturer Chef's Choice. Plus, they seem to require technical skills beyond the chopping and slicing more familiar to a weeknight chef.
Still, a sharp $100 chef's knife will easily outperform its neglected $400 cousin, and perhaps this is where the creators of the new E5 Electric Knife Sharpener from Work Sharp Culinary hope they can carve out a niche. Fairly compact and quite clever, the Work Sharp spins a sharpening belt that allows you to sharpen a dull knife or simply keep sharp knives slicing optimally. Buy a coarse belt and you can take the dings off of a blade that's weathered a decade of neglect in the utensil drawer. Try a finer grit to polish your edge.
If you've ever looked into buying a knife sharpener, you'll likely recognize that this one looks different, perhaps reminiscent of the body of K9, the robot dog from Doctor Who. I first noticed the product at a hipster-populated trade show booth in Chicago, yet I'd later discover other wings of the company that feature more of a "TV Special Offer" vibe.
I have a feeling that there's been a bit of reverse mission creep from that “as seen on TV” side, and before I get into the nitty gritty of the testing, I need to point out some trickery. When I first started researching Work Sharp's E5, I went to the company’s website and was impressed to find logos and quotes from The New York Times, Tasting Table, and Bon Appétit on its homepage, while the Serious Eats logo appears over one of its videos. Something smelled fishy, though, and sure enough, those quotes didn't have links to the original stories. When I searched for the quotes on the sites themselves, nothing came up, making that fishy smell even worse.
I emailed Matthew Bernard, CEO of Work Sharp parent company Darex, to ask for help locating the stories. After a round of nudging, he told me those quotes were from promotional content that the company paid to be a part of. They were essentially quoting their own ads and passing it off as having been written by reputable sources. Sitting alone when I read his email, I slid my computer back about a foot, closed my eyes and gently thumped my head against my desk.