For cinephiles with more refined tastes than mine, the Criterion Collection's mass exodus from Hulu to FilmStruck might be truly traumatic. But Hulu's not dead yet: its January offerings, which include seemingly every movie released in 1999, make it clear that the streaming platform understands me now more than ever. In fact, it seems that Hulu has figured out our new year's resolutions. We should find commonality in concentrated orange juice; we should build unlikely partnerships just as we feel like ending it all; we should find a way to dream, if only for a moment, that the men who hacked our election were actually a bunch of young Matthew Brodericks. So as the year turns over, and auld acquaintances be forgot, enjoy these stories of unruly computers, Kevin Bacon dancing, Nic Cage drinking, and Woody Allen being neurotic. Lucky for us, the Ryan Phillippe/Sarah Michelle Gellar masterpiece Cruel Intentions hasn’t been added to the Criterion Collection yet. Perhaps 2017 won’t be so terrible after all.
With a little #hashtagtivismand some creative accounting, “surreal” beat out “fascism” for Merriam-Webster’s 2016 Word of the Year. What better way to celebrate than with a surrealistic rom-com? Amélie (Audrey Tautou) is a young woman with a strange childhood who sets out to change the lives of the people around her. We can all use a strange, lovely escape sometimes.
If you've always wondered why your parents swear by the guy behind Curse of Jade Scorpion and that weird Amazon show with Lindsey Lohan, watching Annie Hall could finally answer your question. Woody Allen's neuroses have become a cliché, but his signature style plays perfectly and feels fresh in this story of a love affair gone wrong. Also, Diane Keaton won a Best Actress Oscar for her role as Annie Hall.
The incredibly ’90s reimagination of Les Liaisons Dangereuses stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe as wealthy, oversexed, and conniving stepsiblings. The plot, as in the original, is driven by a bet: if Phillippe can’t deflower their New York prep school headmaster's innocent daughter of (Reese Witherspoon), he has to give his stepsister the keys to his Jaguar. Come for the rich kids acting badly, stay for Joshua Jackson with bleached hair!
When Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon) shows up in a small Midwestern town, he is shocked to learn that rock music and dancing have been outlawed by the local minister (John Lithgow). If you like extravagant choreography, street-racing, small-town clichés, or beautiful preacher's daughters, you’re in luck. If not, it's still worth watching just to sharpen your “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” skill set.
Ahead of next year's release of Kong: Skull Island, it's time to revisit all the Kongs (well, except the truly insane King Kong Lives). The 1933 Kong was groundbreaking, and while no one would describe this remake that way, watching a young Jeff Bridges and Jessica Lange is plenty of fun so long as you can lean into the campiness.
Nicolas Cage won the Oscar for Best Actor for this performance. Do you really need another reason to watch this movie?
Die Hard holds the crown for Best Christmas Action Movie (and Best Los Angeles Holiday Film), but Shane Black's original Lethal Weapon is right on John McClane’s bruised and cynical tail. Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover) is on the verge of retirement when he’s partnered with Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson), a wild-eyed, more-than-half-crazy widower with a death wish. Together, the unlikely pair tries its best to get along and crack a drug-smuggling ring. The sequels never reach the brilliance of the original, but they’re all fun.
There's a very real possibility that Tom Cruise was grown in a lab specifically to play the part of Ethan Hunt. Say what you want about Cruise, but the man can sell a stunt, wear a tux, and ride a motorcycle. Brian De Palma's adaption of the 1960s TV series amounts to little more than some great action sequences—but when that music starts playing, we defy you not to have fun.
This retelling of the legend of Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman sits at the peak of Tim Burton’s Lesser Films—or, depending on how you see the (visually eccentric) world, is the simply the worst of his best. Regardless, it’s refreshing to watch a pre-Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp, still full of life—that striking face not yet covered with half-tint glasses—acting alongside the consistently, wonderfully weird Cristina Ricci.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone got some bad reviews for the latest season of South Park, but no one would argue against their track record as provocateurs. The unlikely musical, released moments before the Bush Era began, tells an all-too-familiar story about political correctness, small-town uprisings, and international conflict. The film that brought us this never eclipses the genius of Book of Mormon, but it's still a damn good movie musical.
In the interest of resolving a nature vs. nurture argument—and settling a bet—two wealthy brothers scheme to pull a prince-pauper shell game with a trader at their commodities brokerage firm (Dan Aykroyd) and a homeless man he's had arrested, Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy). Hard to believe Murphy was just 22 when this John Landis classic sparked his legendary mid-’80s movie run.
While it's impossible to know for sure, chances are Lauryn Hill wasn't actually beefing with Robert DeNiro when she said, "So while you’re imitating Al Capone, I’ll be Nina Simone/And defecating on your microphone." DeNiro’s portrayal of the legendary Chicago bootlegger is great, and worth checking in on ahead of Tom Hardy’s upcoming Capone imitation. But the real gem in this film is Sean Connery as the veteran cop who takes Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) under his wing.
A young computer wiz (Matthew Broderick) hacks into government computers, altering the geopolitical landscape and nearly setting off World War III. The hopefully-not-ripped-from-future-headlines plot may feel a bit too close to home right now, but it's still a can't-miss.
