We’re so accustomed to viral meaning the pinnacle of online success that it’s almost hard to remember it used to mean something one avoids. Starting in the late 1990s, this creepy metaphor — the likening of online enthusiasm to a disease — spread through the popular imagination in its own infectious sort of way. As soon as regular folks began to see other regular folks put up some video or GIF or MP3 and then draw huge numbers online, they wanted to get in on that action themselves. It was cheap. It looked easy. And it was an entirely new way to get famous. Sure, just “Internet famous,” but as everyone got on the Internet, that distinction ceased to matter.
Horrible as the word is, it does make sense. Online content really does spread like a virus, from person to person through emails and social networks, in marked opposition to the broadcast model, in which a single entity blasts content to millions of people at the same time. Perhaps as important is the fact that all the data produced by the Internet, all those listens and pageviews and uniques, lends a mathematical precision — an epidemiological precision — to our knowledge of what is getting popular. What made Malcolm Gladwell’s The Tipping Point a hit wasn’t just the idea that culture behaved like a virus but the promise that we could graph its spread, that we could find inflection points and even predict them.
But there is a subtler appeal to the viral metaphor, and one that is not just incorrect but pernicious. A real virus has genuine agency, hijacking our cells (and sometimes our behavior) in the service of spreading itself. Much of the mythology of viral is in suggesting that content too can compel its own spread — that all one needs to do is craft the ultimate piece of content and the public will be powerless to resist it. That’s why “going viral” has become the holy grail for admen and marketing flacks across corporate America: It flatters the arrogance of a certain creative mindset. It involves the notion that consumers are fundamentally passive — victims who, having become infected with a meticulously engineered message, can’t help but cough it all over their friends.
In reality, of course, consumer passivity is itself the most prominent victim of the Internet age, in which the patients have been given the tools to oversee their own infection. Going viral happens through a series of volitional acts, each carried out by a specific human being who sees stuff they like and shares it if — and only if — they believe it will entertain the other specific human beings. No would-be viral message goes anywhere if the audience doesn’t actively pitch in. And that affects the content. It’s the reason why so much viral content is comedic (we love to make our friends laugh), why so much of it is short (no one wants to chew up their friends’ time), why its premise tends to get announced right up front (no one wants to bewilder friends about what they’re forwarding), and why so much of it revolves around animals or relationships or kids or the other things we already blab about in casual conversation.
As imperfect as the term may be, Google search trends suggest that viral isn’t going away anytime soon. And we should be glad for that, because the alternatives that have been floated over the years (participatory, spreadable, shareable) go too far in the other direction, in that they’re too dutifully respectful of the individual’s role. They fail to evoke the awesome, invasive, almost biological power with which great Internet content sweeps through the online hive. In the moment, when some meme or viral video is taking off, it really does feel like a sort of epidemic. It’s only when we stop to reflect that we see the paradoxical truth: We made that happen. Someday we might invent a better metaphor, but for now we are stuck with viral, a linguistic infection we’re happily unable to clear.
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