"So. You gonna marry me, or what?" Ten years ago, that's how I proposed to my husband. We were riding an El-train in Chicago at the time. Taken out of context, it doesn't sound like a particularly romantic way to pop the question, but trust me. Those seven little words transported us back to our first night as a couple when, after almost two years of unresolved sexual tension, I finally asked him, "So. You gonna kiss me, or what?"
Not every marriage proposal requires so much backstory before witnesses start ooh-ing and ahh-ing over the happy ending. I'm obviously not much of a romantic, but even I cheered and teared-up the first time I watched the video of Isaac Lamb's all lip-synching, all dancing, unironically enthusiastic proposal to his girlfriend Amy Beth Frankel.
Watch! Enjoy! And try not to worry that your own proposal story was (or will be) woefully inadequate by comparison.